Day Job

Tristana

The grind isn't just work. It's the struggle, the hustle, sometimes invigorating, sometimes demoralizing. It's a weeklong rollercoaster with comedic bends and tragic drops, only to start all over again on Monday. Are we working hard or hardly working? It's all the same on the grind.

The Grind

Recently featured on this year's “most Yordle-y firefighters” calendar, Tristana will gladly leap into the flames regardless of whether anyone is supporting her. Often she'll go despite her support. Firefighter support. She fights fires.

Firefighter Tristana

Swain

This chroma was released as a bundle exclusive in 2026.

Fried Chicken King Swain (Ruby)

Fried Chicken King Swain (Catseye)

Fried Chicken King Swain (Tanzanite)

Fried Chicken King Swain (Emerald)

Fried Chicken King Swain (Rose Quartz)

Fried Chicken King Swain (Sapphire)

Fried Chicken King Swain (Obsidian)

Fried Chicken King Swain (Turquoise)

Swain's Hot Chicken franchises sprung up everywhere seemingly overnight, thanks to the deliciously ruthless planning of The Fried King himself. After seizing control of his family's secret spice recipes, he saw an immediate path to world domination: fast food. Now Swain has the world eating out of his well-oiled palm, hungry for more.

Fried Chicken King Swain

Thresh

This chroma was released as a bundle exclusive in 2024.

Janitor Thresh (Ruby)

Janitor Thresh (Rose Quartz)

Janitor Thresh (Emerald)

Janitor Thresh (Citrine)

Janitor Thresh (Sapphire)

Janitor Thresh (Pearl)

Janitor Thresh (Meteorite)

Janitor Thresh (Tanzanite)

There aren't many places, let alone stock brokerage firms, that will hire an ethically questionable, skull-faced custodian named Thresh, but Mundo wouldn't be a trillionaire if he didn't know a good bet when he saw one. Who better to clean up dirty money than a demon janitor?

Janitor Thresh