The Grind

Order United's designated striker, Lucian, is an inhuman blur of grass clippings and finely honed muscle movements. He cuts through the other team like a hot knife through butter, securing goal after goal to the adoration of fans the world over.

Striker Lucian

Katarina

Forget the battlefield, the boardroom, or even the playground: the most important conflicts of today are settled on the pitch. There is no act as satisfying as watching your favorite player slip through the other team, line up their shot, deliver that fateful kick, and release the sweetest word in existence: “GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!”

Soccer Cup

The grind isn't just work. It's the struggle, the hustle, sometimes invigorating, sometimes demoralizing. It's a weeklong rollercoaster with comedic bends and tragic drops, only to start all over again on Monday. Are we working hard or hardly working? It's all the same on the grind.

Is that a regulation uniform? No. Should a referee be holding a large dagger in the middle of a sports game? No. Are you going to argue with a woman in a non-regulation uniform holding a large dagger in the middle of a sports game? I think we both know the answer to that.

Red Card Katarina

Lee Sin

Playmaker Lee Sin

With a sixth sense for openings in any and all situations, Lee Sin can turn the opposing team's sloppy free kick into a once-in-a-lifetime play talked about for generations to come. Though it's his first year in the majors, some are saying there may never be another player like him.