The Grind

Amumu

The job requirements are pretty simple: we're looking for at least five years of experience in applied sciences, your last peer-reviewed paper, and two references. Oh, and an evil laugh. Actually, put that at the top of the list.

Mad Scientists

The grind isn't just work. It's the struggle, the hustle, sometimes invigorating, sometimes demoralizing. It's a weeklong rollercoaster with comedic bends and tragic drops, only to start all over again on Monday. Are we working hard or hardly working? It's all the same on the grind.

What's worse than a robot without a heart? A child without a friend.

Sad Robot Amumu

Gnar

From the top rope comes the greatest show in sports entertainment! Watch as El Tigre, El Macho, El León, and El Rayo trade bumps and high-flying spots inside AND outside the squared circle. Just remember, nobody does it better than the Wrestling Federation of Valoran.

Luchador

He's big. He's small. He's throwing pieces of the ring around like it's made of pixie dust and unicorn whispers. He's El León, the eighth wonder of the world, and he's here to say to his opponents: “Gnar!”

El León Gnar

Volibear

The Wrestling Federation of Valoran would like to put these terrible rumors about our beloved El Rayo to bed once and for all. One: he is definitely a bear, and not a man dressed as a bear, as some might claim. Two: bears make amazing wrestlers.

El Rayo Volibear