Soccer Cup

Rammus

Forget the battlefield, the boardroom, or even the playground: the most important conflicts of today are settled on the pitch. There is no act as satisfying as watching your favorite player slip through the other team, line up their shot, deliver that fateful kick, and release the sweetest word in existence: “GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!”

The grind isn't just work. It's the struggle, the hustle, sometimes invigorating, sometimes demoralizing. It's a weeklong rollercoaster with comedic bends and tragic drops, only to start all over again on Monday. Are we working hard or hardly working? It's all the same on the grind.

The Grind

Sweeper Rammus

Lucian

Order United's designated striker, Lucian, is an inhuman blur of grass clippings and finely honed muscle movements. He cuts through the other team like a hot knife through butter, securing goal after goal to the adoration of fans the world over.

Striker Lucian

Maokai

Debuting in the 2014 Soccer Cup, much of Maokai's career has rested on the Order United goalposts growing out of his back. As Maokai is a giant tree, you have to be pretty good to score on him.

Goalkeeper Maokai