Commando

Gangplank

Just your average bottomless pit of scum and villainy. Bosses vie for power; pacts are made and broken; friendships meet their end on the edge of twisted, subtle knives. And yet, there's something more to this city. Something undiscovered, imperceptible. Something... infinite. 

What is this?! We're in war, soldier, and you're spending your time reading? What use is reading when you're scooching your skinny butt through rat-infested mud in the middle of a hurricane under live fire? None, that's what! Now get in formation!

War is Heck

How special are the special forces? Let's put it this way: they're the only unit in the military with unlimited access to oranges.

Special Forces Gangplank

An expert at jungle warfare, Xin Zhao can harpoon a fruit from the rainforest canopy at a hundred yards. He just chooses not to, because it gets fruit chunks all over his spear.

Commando Xin Zhao

Galio

Issues with the military industrial complex notwithstanding, why would a government put all its petricite resources into a giant statue that punches things? Or a pair of sunglasses big enough for one to wear?

Commando Galio